theonion:

Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line

collegehumor:

We’ve all heard of the Mile High Club, but these merit badges are for those daring enough to take the hookup to even higher heights!

Finish reading —> Merit Badges for Impressive Hookups 


fma meme: scene that broke your heart↳ not ed’s mother (9/9)
"i’m sorry… but i’m afraid this isn’t your mother, ed." "then that’s it… it really is impossible to bring the dead back to life… the undeniable truth… it was impossible all along…

fma meme: scene that broke your heart
↳ not ed’s mother (9/9)

"i’m sorry… but i’m afraid this isn’t your mother, ed." "then that’s it… it really is impossible to bring the dead back to life… the undeniable truth… it was impossible all along…

He’s a monster! 

Don't make me a killer
raikis:

The ally of the Leafs, The Sand's triplets

raikis:

The ally of the Leafs, The Sand's triplets